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Written by jay
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Thursday, 20 November 2008 11:31 |
 Because we want to make sure that you're totally up to date on this very special, publicity-drenched moment in Madonna's life [Ed. note: No, we don't, but it's a slow news day for porn stars, drunk trannies and such... and we already knew Hugh Jackman was gay], we offer you this quick roundup of the last week in Vadge-related events.
First, A-Rod was spotted in Miami being watched over by Vadge's London gal pal Gwyneth. Given all the revelations about our Lady of Perpetual Yogilates' uber-controlling nature, we take it as a given that, so long as they're dating, A-Rod will never be allowed out in public again without a loyal minion escort. After all, he has the "heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body," and cougars never share their prey.
Next there's the shocking (seriously fucking SHOCKING) news that Guy Ritchie isn't going after a cent of Madonna's money. We probably shouldn't be surprised that the prenup was air-fucking-tight, but still... we were kind of hoping for more insane shit-slinging shenanigans to get us through the winter months. Ah, well.
Finally, Madonna emerged from her meat locker last night to attend some Gucci-sponsored UNICEF dinner wearing this fugly grass dress, and since every fag blog in the nation is covering it, we didn't want those loyal readers who only read our superior site to feel left out. Cheers.
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Comments
Then does it surprise you to learn that there WAS no prenup? Guy does have a tidy mill of his own, but give him some credit, will ya?